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We Are ZIPIT™ Convertible Pants, And This Is Our Application To Become The Official Convertible…

You already have an official toilet, so it’s really not that big of a stretch.

May 14, 2021

We Are ZIPIT™ Convertible Pants, And This Is Our Application To Become The Official Convertible…

May 14, 2021

A Day In The Life Of The Woman On Wife Swap Spending 2 Weeks With the Charmin Bear Family

5:15 AM: The sun is not yet up when I wake in a cold sweat. Whether from the inevitability of a bowel movement or fear I am unsure, as the…

Sep 12

Sep 12

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Slackjaw

I Started Sleeping Naturally, And You Should Too

Ambien isn’t always as pure as you think it is.

Apr 30, 2023

I Started Sleeping Naturally, And You Should Too

Apr 30, 2023

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Slackjaw

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

SUCKit Normal Shirts!

May 16, 2022

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

May 16, 2022

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Slackjaw

From The Archives Of Planet Earth: David Attenborough Narrates Himself Becoming A Werewolf

Just as tadpoles become frogs, men become bloodthirsty creatures of the night…

Feb 26, 2022

From The Archives Of Planet Earth: David Attenborough Narrates Himself Becoming A Werewolf

Feb 26, 2022

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Slackjaw

Common French Phrases

Bonjour!

Aug 13, 2021

Common French Phrases

Aug 13, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Daily Itinerary of a RollerCoaster Tycoon Patron

12:40–1:00 P.M: Drowning!

May 28, 2021

Daily Itinerary of a RollerCoaster Tycoon Patron

May 28, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Everything You Need to Know About Bears

Ever since I survived that bear attack, I’ve made it my life’s mission to learn everything about bears. AMA!

Mar 2, 2021

Everything You Need to Know About Bears

Mar 2, 2021

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The Haven

The Child in My Apartment

People say you always remember your first. And, for better or worse, it’s usually true. Like your first kiss, your first dog, your first…

Jan 5, 2021

The Child in My Apartment

Jan 5, 2021

2020 Missed Connections

APRIL 1 Lincoln Park (By the Shakespeare statue)

Jan 4, 2021

2020 Missed Connections

Jan 4, 2021

Tracy Silagi

Tracy Silagi

By day, and most days also by night, Tracy is a copywriter at an advertising agency. She promises she’s not trying to sell you anything here.

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